how to order a pasta....

So here goes... I decided to order dinner... however all the indian fod joints in hiranandani are pretty mundane and i was really bored of the indian cuisine taste... so i decided to look for a pasta.... something out of the ordinary....there's a new pizza joint here which i really like... they r v good and their breadsticks are to die for... a true gourmand's delight..... so i call up the number

a young voice in a sing song tome picks up and goes welcome to pa... may i offer u te --- pizza....
im like what!!!! no i want to order a pasta...
so this chappie say hello maam.... may i have your number please....
me yes it 292 ....... (like im going to give away my phone number on the net...basically i gave him my phone number...
and he's like can i have ur name ... i give him my name and then shocker of shcoker..... can i call you back!!!!!!!!!!!!which pizza place calls the customer back for their order.... i mean wat was that????? so im like sure... (i was too confused to respond in any othert way...)

i wait for 3 mins... no my phones not ringing yet.... so me being the extremely nice natured person that i am call them back...(or maybe i just dfont know when to give up...)

me... hi i would like to order your pasta.
waiter( wat do u call the guys who take your order over the phone?) yes maam,,...
me: would you like to take down my phone number now?
waiter..: yes maam.. just a second... abbe pen de na...
me ( grinning... im loving this experience...) ok... so my number is (my phn number)
waiter and your name maam???
me:
kshitija....
waiter: yes kshitija maam ( im like wow... this is cool... i thought only school teacjers were addressed in this manner...)


then believe it or not a second dude picks up the phone...( they were all just dying to speak to me on the phone u see...)

second waiter... thanks for holding kshitija maam....
me: thts ok... can i order a pasta?
2nd w: yes maam which one would you like?
me: id like a pasta primevera florentine....
2nd w: oh and what size would you like it in...
me: pasta comes in sizes?(i never knew... i thought only pizzas came in sizes hehe)
2nd w: sorry maam u want a pasta ...
me : yes... pasta primevera florentine...
2nd w: veg or non veg???
me : does it come in non veg to???? (man these guys are exciting.... the menu said it was veg...)
im on hold....
3rd w: thanks for holding kshitija maam...
so u would like a pasta primevera florentine...

me: yes please...
3rd w: wats your address?
me: my address is... (well if i didnt disclose my phn number obviously i wont give u guys my address either :) )
3rd w: ok maam
me: why do u guys call back the customer for the order...
3rd w: its v busy today maam...(sunday)
me : oh ok...(???????????? these people need to train their staff on how to speak to customers.... if it hadnt been my good sense of humour they would have lost out on my hard earned 250 rs...)

they calls done... im praying to god that the pasta does get delivered to me or ill have to go hungry... and te phone bell rings... i instinctively know its my fav pizza joint... i pick up

4th w: kshitija maam?
me: yes?
4th w: maam wat pasta would you like ---- penne or spaghetti?
me: id like penne..
4th w: sorry maam we dont have that today...
me( haha... y r they bothering to ask then???) im like give me spaghetti then....


anyways the pastas eaten and is happily being worked upon by my gastric juices.... but wasnt that the most hilarious experience of ordering a take away that you might have hear??????????????

My life at this point....

Ok heres some random thoughts going through my head today....

1) my grammar's gone to the dogs.... i have actually written here's some random thoughts rather than here are some random thoughts....



2) I am in office and its 12:20.... what am i doing? i came in looked into a few things... figured them out... over with them... now i feel drained already with the amount of things being thrown at me.... i think my inbox is heavier than the outbox... not good... i want to run away from it all... can i?



3) why am i here? my mba entrance exam in a weeks time.... i cud not solve time speed distance problems yesterday... im gonna flunk miserably... god... help...... i need a miracle now... an act of god....



4) why do i feel sleepy at 11:30 every afternon? i should not.... this is not good.... all my exams are scheduled arnd that tym... i will flunk them all



5) oh god the functional analyst in my team is cmng in my direction... why god why..... why do we have to test the bloody thing for errors???? i hate my life....what am i doing



6) I wish i could run away from all of this... i want a break with just one thing to worry about instead of so many.....

IT CONVERSATION (conv with friend early in morning)

Friend: heyy

Me: hello.... shee... horrible day... the moment i land here b4 i even switched on the pc i was told u have a lot of work today... login and see... as if im interested in seeing a lot of work... damn it.. wats wrong with these ppl? they jst dnt undrstnd me... i like to come and be told thoda sa kaam hain.. then u can relax...

F: hahaha...what work btw...i too have some work to finish....very short of time....came just now

Me : oh just some stupid loopholes encountered in ePMS. oh btw rms is going live for the third time since august this thurs... hehe...

F : funny...so u must hav been already prepared for everything then

Me : im not going to bother... let them do wat they want to... im tired... i want a holiday....anywasy if ur busy with work i will not keep u frm it...

F : k...will ping u later

Me : enjoy

F : yea rite

Me : this conv is gng on my blog

F : kuch bhi?...ur blogs gonna be very boring then

Me : hmm... no..its gng on the blog... who cares... waise bhi im the only one who reads that blog so who cares.... im not bored of it yet... iver not even had the time to go to the washroom since i landed here... pathetic... im taking the 12:15 shuttle back home...

F : lolz....reminds me of my pre-school days :P
Me : nohting..busy now

F : ttulk...

No eyes

So I woke up today and stumbled into my washroom... I am all groggy... ek toh its 5:15 in the morning... i am so sleepy... i want to roll over and go back to sleep but ive got a good stern warning from my mom that i have to wake up.... so i happily (yeah right) wake up and my hair(its not even shoulder length btw) kind of all over as an entangled ruffled up mess.... and i push the bedsheet off me... god knows what i do in the night but every morning when i wake up the thing is wrapped around me a good 2-3 times.... then i sit still in my bed with my feet in the slippers.... and then i stumble into my washroom.... I like to look at myself in the mirror when i wake up( i like to look at myself in the mirror anytime actually but i think i look my best in the morning when i have just woken up) So i happily check my face and imagine the scare i get... there's a blank white face staring back at me... i have never seen more flesh around someone's eyes in my life... the eyes are pure slits... i check to see if i am actually awake .... i am... i cant believe it... i look again... i get up from the toilet seat and go stare at the mirror... still no eyes,.... slowly it sinks into me that my eyes have swollen up... so basically this whole description was to describe the horror of having to face the sight of swollen eyes first thing in the morning when im not even completely conscious... hehe...

A Curse (an original work by me)

I was minding my business,
making Sure I kept my head low,
but I still attracted the evil eye
of the person whose house i cleant;
And now my life is ruined--
All he has to do is a few years
but he is a man
And I am a woman in a male dominated world

I had it all,
a good job and married life;
We both earned well
But I live with his parents
and they always want more:
So I am beaten, abused and burnt
and there is nothing I can do
because he is the man
An I am a woman in this male dominated world.

My life darkened that day
when the only male in the family passed away,
And my four sisters and mother had nothing to eat.
Forced to come to the city
I was taken by surprise
When the same politicians who danced with me the previous night
Forced me into the arms of sleaze
But they are men of power and many whims
And i am a woman in this male dominated worls.

Those were the happiest nine months I'd spent
Expecting a new arrival in this vast unfriendly desert
And then came the windfall:
i had given birth to a girl--
they forced me to give her death
when I wanted to give her life.
But they were men and
I am just a woman in this male dominated world.

So I went for a walk with my boyfriend;
And we held hands and spoke of our bright futures;
And then along came a man in uniform
and took us to the police station.
he was asked to leave me there while he returned with some money
what happened next is too horrible to describe.
they are still trying to prove him guilty
while I try to prove to myself that I am not.
but he is a man and the enforcer of law
And I am a woman in this male dominated world.

What shocks me most
In all of this is that
NO WOMAN OFFERED TO HELP ME
WHEN I WAS FORCED FROM MY BABY
BURNT FOR NOTHING MORE THAN GREED
ABUSED IN A WAY NO ONE SHOULD BE;
THEY STOOD BY THEIR MEN AND WATCHED
BUT WHAT COULD THEY DO!!!
THEY WERE ONLY WOMEN IN THIS MALE DOMINATED WORLD.

Lyrics of some songs im listening to....

BAD DAY

Where is the moment when needed the most? You kick up the leaves, and the magic is lost They tell me your blue sky's faded to grey They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carrying on Stand in the line just ahead of the law You're faking a smile with the coffee to go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces every time And I don't need no carrying on 'Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile, and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down, and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day Well you need a blue sky holiday The point is they laugh at what you say And I don't need no carrying on You had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile, and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day Sometimes the system goes on the blink, and the whole thing it turns out Wrong You might not make it back and you know that you could be well, oh, that Strong And I'm not wrong So where is the passion when you need it the most? Oh, you and I You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost 'Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day You see what you like And how does it feel one more time? You had a bad day You had a bad day You had a bad day You had a bad day You had a bad day

CALL ME WHEN YOU”RE SOBER

Don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
You want me,
Come find me.
Make up your mind.

Should I let you fall?
Lose it all?
So maybe you can remember yourself.
Can't keep believing,
We're only deceiving ourselves .
And I'm sick of the lie,
And you're too late.

Don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
You want me,
Come find me.
Make up your mind.

Couldn't take the blame.
Sick with shame.
Must be exhausting to lose your own game.
Selfishly hated,
No wonder you're jaded.
You can't play the victim this time,
And you're too late.

So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
You want me,
Come find me.
Make up your mind.

You never call me when you're sober.
You only want it cause it's over,
It's over.

How could I have burned paradise?
How could I - you were never mine.

So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind.

"Walk Away"

You've got your mother and your brother
Every other undercover
Tellin' you what to say (say)
You think I'm stupid
But the truth is
That it's cupid, baby
Lovin' you has made me this way
So before you point your finger
Get your hands off of my trigger
Oh yeah
You need to know this situation's getting old
And now the more you talk
The less I can take, oh

I'm looking for attention
Not another question
Should you stay or should you go?
Well, if you don't have the answer
Why are you still standin' here?
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just walk away
Just walk away
Just walk away

I waited here for you
Like a kid waiting after school
So tell me how come you never showed (showed)?
I gave you everything
And never asked for anything
And look at me
I'm all alone (alone)
So, before you start defendin'
Baby, stop all your pretendin'
I know you know I know
So what's the point in being slow
Let's get the show on the road today
Hey

I'm looking for attention
Not another question
Should you stay or should you go?
Well, if you don't have the answer
Why are you still standin' here?
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just walk away
Just walk away
Just walk away

I wanna love
I want a fire
To feel the burn
My desires
I wanna man by my side
Not a boy who runs and hides
Are you gonna fight for me?
Die for me?
Live and breathe for me?
Do you care for me?
'Cause if you don't then just leave

I'm looking for attention
Not another question
Should you stay or should you go?
Well, if you don't have the answer
Why are you still standin' here?
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just walk away

If you don't have the answer
Walk away
Just walk (walk) away
(Just walk away)
Then just leave
Yeah yeah
Walk away
Walk away
Walk away

rock on + tahaan

hello people... though i dont think anyone more than 3 people reads this... so hello to the three of u... hehe... well i havent seen this blog for a very very long time..... so i said shame on me... im occupying space on the web and not doing anything about it... must exercise my freedom to expression a little bit more.... u know the best part about me is the moment you give me az pen or a keyboard i keep talking away anything .... should translate this to the real world too i think....

well watsup ....which translates to leave comments ... dont disappoint me... i watched rock on this wekend with my brothers girlfriend... it was fun... esp since both of us were absolutely drooling over farhan akhtar. I think i must say he is simply amazing... wat can the guy not do .. he acts, sings, directs and also dances like axl rose(f guns n roses fame).... ok he definitely cannot code but still hes amazing.... i loved rock on... i want the songs of that mv.... and v cheekily theyve written a msg saying dont dwnload the songs buy the cd at the end of the film.... Swati are you wondering wat to get me for my birthday? get me the rock cd and dvd... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease,.....

I am sitting at home today.... in the first half anyways....i love my house... i bought a new 4 gb transcend pen drive finally... so now im dependant on no one for pen drives...yay!!!! and no u cant ask me why i didnt already have one... i also watched tahaan this weekend... the kids cute... i love kashmir... very pretty...

Well im gonna write a blog everyday before sleeping now... i hope... at least i am thinking of making a new post every day... i hope u guys check it out and leave some comments........ i want comments... i reply to each one of them... wats your prob u useless lazy idiots ... if i can write so much u can write a two lkined commen... :) God i sound so pathetic... anyways have fun.. tc...

do i really need to give it a title?

Hello!!! Been a while since I came here... i have been having a great tym and i think its only fair that the people who habe not been leadint as exciting a life as i have been get to hear about it too... hehe... ok fine... no comments saying yeah right...

ok so where do i begin... yes...
1) this saturday i went to get my eyebrows threaded...the owner of my saloon has a twisted sense of humour.... let me set up the scene for you...its a rainy day...i enter the place.... aptly titled celebrity... after all i visit it...(also cant afford brown N Brown.. went there once and they charge like 110 bucks for threading the eyebrows only) so i enter celebrity on a rainy day and there are already three girls in there getting their eyebrows threaded...now threading is a horrible thing to endure on a normal day...on a rainy day its even worse because not only are they mercilessly plucking the hair out of your skin but your also wet and have walked through at least one mud puddle...so i get in ... and i sit at the seat...and the painful process starts and then i realise theres music in the background... so i say lets listen to that it will divert the attention.... and the song is just right for the moment... the lyrics go DARD HOTA HAIN AANKH ROTI HAIN.... that was enough for me... i said lets pay attention to the threading only instead....


2) on sunday i went for a lunch with my frnds.... sizzlers... i wish it had rained tht day... it wud have been more fun... i am so glad yokos is just 5 mins walking from my place... when the monsoons really start in a big way i am gonna go sit there facing the window and enjoy a sizzler happily... some sunday evening most probably so i can take both my parents along... it will be fun...

3) What I am really looking forward to now is Hancock and Jaane tu ya jaane na.... but hancock more... it has will smith... I love will smith... he always makes me smile...and thrs nvr been one moment when i havent seen him smiling... i love his smile and jolly nature... i think he's just swell and i want to give him a hug and say ur my teddy bear... really.... hes too good... one of the only genuinely happy persons i have seen amongst actors..... of course i am judging from interviews etc so i myt be wrong...but he looks genuinely happy and jolly....i hope i am not wrong... looking at him gives me hope that ppl can be tht way sometime too....

jaane tu ya jaane na bcos the story seems imteresting...and aamir khans nephew is even better looking than aamir khan.... lets see...

4) and what i am not looking forward to at all and what caused me to write this post is the L1 exam i have to give this friday... this is the height of procastination... I d much rather do anything other than study for that.... but i guess i have to go back to that now that this post is done.... do feel free to leave comments....

I Walked With Him.

So the monsoons are here finally. They came when we least expected them but longed for them the most. Finally all the “Oh my god its so sticky”, “ I am sweating like a pig” and “ I cant wait to be in the ac room” changed to “ I cant wait to be out of this artificial ac “. Relief.

The rains have come...… To me they signal the end of a year and the start of a new year. They seem to wash away all the pain, misery and shame and give new hope…. The world is evolving…there is new life in everything from the small blades of grass that spring up on the sides of a barren mountain to the little birds nesting where they can. I love the fact that the monsoons allow you to be in the middle of all this and see life springing into existence out of nowhere… Its beautiful and wondrous…. Like magic…. I love the smell of water in the air the way everything feels filled with a new moisture... i dont know if u will understand that but when its summer the air is dry… I love the moisture in the air..the smell of everything being cleansed…. Summer seems to have been like a path of thorns which one has trodden for so long and come out with despair in their eyes .. dry exhausted bodies and mind and then the monsoons come around and its like a doting mother putting her arm around your aching bones and saying “Don’t worry child… I am here now…and everything will be as it is meant to be… rest for a while and enjoy my presence while I lick up your wounds. And you can start afreash again…

I love the way the animals respond to the climatic change... the birds singing and the dogs running around...a wet bird with its feathers sticking to each other because of the water making it look like a swollen ball trying to shield itself under the leaf of a palm... and struggling to get even more under the leaf because its still getting wet... I love the earthworms running around and the snail trying to keep pace… and you know what the poets felt when they pleaded with us to take note of the beauty of nature.... and you know thats the way life should be... I even love the snakes in the monsoon.s...never thought id hear myself say that.... So I enjoy the vivid colours of the flowers made even more vivid by the fact that they have been freshly washed…. The reds on the gulmohar tree against the grey sky … Try standing below a gulmohar tree when it is in full bloom and look stratight up at the sky through its leaves and flowers….its beautiful….

And suddenly I realize how blessed I am….. gods been good enough to bless me with a residence in a place like hiranandani... i thank him for all this.... from my heart... i am glad he showed my parents the way and the fact that he was around to support their aspirations give them the strength to keep going till they found their dreams… and I thank him for letting them find a house of their dreams which is surrounded by an abundance of flora and fauna in the middle of a city like Mumbai which is bursting at its seams with people… for giving them enough space where they can live happily with people who like them have come up through sheer hardwork and toil….And I thank him for giving me enough good sense to be able to appreciate the beauty of what he has created for us…For allowing me to be able to enjoy nature at work and understand it… for letting me know that he will always be around me …and for letting me know I will find him in any form I wish to find him in… And I thank him for letting me walk with him…..

DELHII HEIGHTS!!!!!!!!!! and Equilibrium

And what heights that movie reached.... Now dont ask me why i watched that movie...suffice to say I watched it.... I saw Jimmy Shergill and Neha Dhupia and said Yummy! Lets watch this both of them are cute and punjabis....hehe... I love punjabis as u must have guessed by now....one of my mamis is a punjabi and i think she is just swell...They are so fun loving and chilled out....And they look so good...I think they r the bets looking people in India.... Never mind coming back to Delhii heights please dont ask me why there is a double "i" at the end of Delhi thats how the title was spelt I am not compulsively making the same mistake again and again no matter how adamantly you might want to believe that I have a problem with spelling. You know what I have just realised... all the smsing I do is affecting the way i write for eg I instinctively write u for you and tht for that.... Ths is nt gud at al pls undrstnd d dilema i am faced wth nw tht my lnguge cntns no vowels....hh(see with out the es in the middle you dont know that hh is actually me laughing hehe) Sorry. Oh yes this blog is about delhiI heights...and what heights it reached... SO we had a bookie, a real estate consultant,a compulsive flirt and fraud, and two very high end executives working for rival companies but who are married to each other living in one family with quite a few more colourful characters who i dont remember..... The reason I found it educational was that i thought oh this could happen that people who are equally qualified with similar job profiles get married and have problems because the dude is just a big male chauvinistic Pig and cant handle the fact that his wife might be better than him...but then I realised that the wives are always better than the men they are married to... its just that they dotn show it....hehe...so yeah thts basically wat tht movie spoke about.


And then yesteray night i decided to watch Equilibrium... Actually i had woken up at 2 in the night one day and having nothing better to do I had switched on the telly and watched the first half of equilibrium already.... You see the movie has Christian Bale in it.... Now Christian Bale is Batman and as a 10 year old kid I wanted to marry batman when i grew up...my first love so its just obvious that i would take interest in Christian Bale(hehe)... So this movie too like DelhII Heights was very educational.... It showed a world which was dominated by a man called Father who had laid down certain rules for the world to follow so that they do not enjoy any of the normal pleasures (for the dirty minded that is music,dance,paintings pets etc not anything else...shee i am disgusted with you guys) . And there are watch people who maintain this order and the highest amongst them are the clerics... and Christian Bale is the best cleric...YAY!!!! And he sudenly realised that this was not a good decree and decides to free the world from this torment.... So he goes and kills father and a lot of others along the way...and the world is saved.... Oh the best part was both his wife and the woman he fell in love with after that were killed for being sense offenders(hehe thats what father called the people who went and enjoyed things like music etc which were banned) so i was like YAY!!! all movies should kill the girlfriends and wives of the good looking actor in the lead role...it allows more screen time to be alloted to him...who wants to see them anyways....So as you see i am watching very very educational movies which are improving My thought process tremendously and helpinh me take very informed decisions in life such as

1) Tell the dude you are with to just accept the fact that you are better than him and live with it\
2) Never kill the woman Christian Bale is in love with just because she is a sense offender....

hehe... ciao

btw i go and tell mummy the story of the movie(equilibrium ) she watched delhii heights with me and asked me at the end of it why were you watching this movie? So i go and tell her the story of equilibrium and she realises it is not the kind of movie i like or watch and instead of asking me why i watched it just says was the actor cute.... she understands me sooooo well... I love my mom...

Yappy Birthday....

Ok so the title says it all i guess... one of my most talkative friends celebrates his 27th birthday today....Yippee...so happy birthday.... talk ur head off....the best part abt the fact this blog is that i can get away with writing this today and he wont be able to do a thing other than maybe say "wats ur prob?" because he's not at this location today...so anyways here goes ....a tribute to this chappie.....lets see...wat can i say abt him? dammit i cant think of a thing to say abt him...hehe...this is not good........

Ok... I was gonna be all nice and flowery and say how my life has completely transformed and how he brightened up everything etc...but tht would just be lying.... hehe... so i am gonna be brutally honest..... he's one of the biggest pains in the neck i know...he just cant keep his mouth shut... he cant sit still for a minute...his mind wanders every second...cant even say every few seconds...he is so pre-occupied with 1)checking out hot girls, 2)thinking abt hot girls,3)hoping he finds a hot girl who understands him..... that sometimes i wonder what his job profile is...he basically is a big time critic of most of the girls around him....how a particular colour doesnt go on soemone and how a girls voice is beautiful because she sounds like a squirrel( normally i tht ppl didnt like voices which sounded like the person spking had just inhaled helium but watever) and how there are a million girls checking him out(how do guys notice this so fast? this is really not fair) and if he isnt doing all this he is busy checking out someone...hehe...nice desc...i think i am gonna be murdered for this post...unless he realises its all in good humour and says his characteristic "what goes of my father". Hmm...so in his spare time he works....no but seriously its been a lot of fun knowing this dude...have a great day dude...

A cake with a single candle for me please...

Ok this really should have come out on the 21st of may... but it didnt because i was too lazy...sorry.
So anyways on the 21st of may I completed one year at Patni....I was gonna be all discreet abt my company name but who cares... if u have got it flaunt it...hehe...so anyways i finished a year and i tht id speak about how the years been.... So I am obviously not as scared or naive as i used to be... and apparently it has done a lot for my confidence too...so yay.... no u cant refute it if u think i am not confident or are tempted to call me a phattu(this is specific to one of the readers of this blog) then please refrain from it...i have improved quite a bit to what i was during my college days which in turn was an improvement over my school days.... so its been fun...exciting had my fair share of ups and downs...but now i tell you what the real problem is...there are no guys here worth writing home about... I mean where do all the college hunks(if one is lucky enough to have a few of this rare species in college ) go when they graduate...why is it that most of the guys in engg are so lame and boring and why is it that the few good looking ones are always running off abroad to get an MS... and why am i not a punjabi.....thats my biggest complain....I should have been a punjabi... I look like a punjabi to most of the people around...so why cant i be a punjabi....shee...life's just not fair....
So anyways the worst part was tht nobody remembered i had completed a year....kya hain na...shee thits why i ddint want to make this blog entry...wat else....the best part abt my job so far is tht my PMs have always been at far away locations from where i sit...hehe.... i love the fredom my job offers me in that way... they are too kind to me....(this doesnt mean i dnt work...i work very hard...sach)
So yeah i really like the title i came up with for this post.... u could comment on that if you want... otherwise the salient features of this blog for you to comment on would be
1) the fact that i completed 1 year
2) the fact that all the good looking guys from my college days have disappeared
3) the fact that though i look like a punjabi i am not one
4) the fact tht my PMs are neevr at the same location( I know all you IT ppl reading this will mention this one first)
PS: I watched delhii heights yesterday...amazing movie...v educational for career minded women...kya story hain....maybe i should make a separate entry for this movie....

Random Thoughts early in the morning

u looked as fresh as a daisy today morning.. with ur hair dancing around ur face adn lips like strawberries... u luked exceptional today.....

Finally a compliment i liked...Yay!!! all of you people who saw me yesterday and didnt say this shame on you guys...Seriously though.. I like compliments...they make my day....so go ahead....compliment me as much as you like....I love every moment of it as long as its genuine like the above comment...And Swati stop coughing now....
So havent been around for a while but neither have you guys so I guess its ok.....Btw what I really want to do right now is take a really really long break....you see for the last few months my lifes just been monotonous and so one of my best friends has started complaining about the fact that I am getting boring and frankly speaking I think i am beginning to agree... My entire life is spent at this desk staring at this stupid monitor which I was beginning to hate and I will tell you why i say WAS beginning to hate....I could not stand that stupid dabba in front of me(if there are any non-indians reading this dabba means the old cathode ray tube conventional monitor..) but last week they gave me a new LCD monitor and I love it...I am so sorry...but I love the new monitor...It so pretty....just like me...hehe... ok fine...koi aur nahi bol raha hain except the friend who complimented me yesterday toh main khud bol doongi....Toh basically coming back to the point.....yeah i have become very very boring...I have nothing to say...tum sab kaminay log itne busy kyon rehte ho(This is a personal comment to my frnds whom i speak to on the phone regularly...rest of u guys continue reading and ignore these statements)...if i dont spk to u guys i have nothing happening in my life except my job and then i dont have anything to say....and personally I blame you guys for my lack of verbosity(is this a correct usage of the word...woh kya hain na CAT deni hain November mein toh i should be good with my grammar).... So guys I admit I am being boring but its because all of you are so boring....hehe..i like to go to the root cause of the problem....especially when it involves abusing my frnds.... so do something...I am going on a week long leave,.... see ya.... and dont smirk and say haan yeh bolti hain aur phir waapis chali aati hain kaam par...I swear i am going on leave.... koi sun raha hain???? Chal swati main aa rahi hoon orissa.... Just to meet you..... as long as you promise you wont subject me to your diet of lauki etc...
You know what...my brother got a summer internship in ernst & Young...aur tabse mummy bole jaa rahi hain ki sab business consultancy related projects Ernst & young ko jaane chahiye... I told my mummy mummy main patni mein ek saal se kaam kar rahi hoon....why dont u say sab IT projects patni aane chahiye....m,ain toh yahaan ful time kaam kar rahi hoom not even just a stupid internship....shee...aur upar se today mummy told me ernst and young are amongst the best employers in the world...toh main kya karo....patni is the best employer for me right now....Stupid ernst and young....firangs kahaan kahaan se aa jaate hain....shee...Waise if using my mom's logic all IT projects
came to patni just because I work here and all ernst and young related projects went to ernst and young just because my brother works there then would we still be made to work over here yaa we'd be just the mascots? I can be a mascot easily...I should mail NK Patni with this proposal...hehe...ok fine....patni ppl reading blog dont abuse me...main sirf mummy ka logic samajhne ki koshish kar rahi hoon....
Bas abhi I think ek din ke liye maine kaafi bakwaas kar li.... ab tum log shuru ho jaao...free webspace hain na...comments chhod sakte ho...absolutely free.... I promise....

The deeper meaning of the title.

Hello People,
Finally after a lot of cajoling I have actually got down to writing a blog. Not that I didnt want to. I have always wanted to but I have actuallyu won the title of Miss Procrastinator... and try to be as loyal to it as possible :) Can I put smileys on this thing? If anybody reading this knows how to Please leave me a comment instructing me in the fine process of allowing people to acknowledge my smile without them having to turn their head at a right angle to their shoulders....
Well this is the first and the last (dont promise you that but I'll try) entry which will be written in the form of a letter. By the way I used to love writing letters... I used to pester my cousins with letters every fortnight on stationary with Leo DiCaprio on it... However I ran out of that so I had to abandon the habit and I really miss it now.... So please pardon me if in a fit of nostalgia i revert to that old habit of mine...
Now that that is out of the way let me clarify one thing. Anyone who is here to look for intellectual insights on the happenings in the world around me well you maybe in luck most of the times but its going to be a pretty me centered peice of work so if that doesnt suit your tastes I invite you to enjoy the abundance of humour that will be going around. Might as well laugh about things than cry about it.
And finally what this post set out to do(See what I mean by procrastination). Well i tried TripLikeIDo, FightingWithMyWeakHand and IDidNotWriteThis. I also thought about using my email Id but then all the crazy stalkers who are reading this would come even closer to me so i decided against it( Hehe people stalking me...). Btw just in case there are some stalkers out there stalking me come out in the open na... I would love to meet you...(man does that sound desperate) . But coming back to the point... none of the titles i thought of were available. So I am very truthfully (Another big quality of mine) telling you guys none of my choices for a title were available and so i had to resort to that as a title. By the way that is so true about so many other things in life too... Maybe I will post another article on how none of my choices are available some other time. Anyways hope you liked this entry. Please leave comments.No matter how lame. I need motivation to write the next entry. Till then bye...cya...tc...thnx for reading this...hopw u have a gr8 day...have fun...leave comments....visit again.... etc...etc...

With all my love,
Kshitija.