how to order a pasta....

So here goes... I decided to order dinner... however all the indian fod joints in hiranandani are pretty mundane and i was really bored of the indian cuisine taste... so i decided to look for a pasta.... something out of the ordinary....there's a new pizza joint here which i really like... they r v good and their breadsticks are to die for... a true gourmand's delight..... so i call up the number

a young voice in a sing song tome picks up and goes welcome to pa... may i offer u te --- pizza....
im like what!!!! no i want to order a pasta...
so this chappie say hello maam.... may i have your number please....
me yes it 292 ....... (like im going to give away my phone number on the net...basically i gave him my phone number...
and he's like can i have ur name ... i give him my name and then shocker of shcoker..... can i call you back!!!!!!!!!!!!which pizza place calls the customer back for their order.... i mean wat was that????? so im like sure... (i was too confused to respond in any othert way...)

i wait for 3 mins... no my phones not ringing yet.... so me being the extremely nice natured person that i am call them back...(or maybe i just dfont know when to give up...)

me... hi i would like to order your pasta.
waiter( wat do u call the guys who take your order over the phone?) yes maam,,...
me: would you like to take down my phone number now?
waiter..: yes maam.. just a second... abbe pen de na...
me ( grinning... im loving this experience...) ok... so my number is (my phn number)
waiter and your name maam???
me:
kshitija....
waiter: yes kshitija maam ( im like wow... this is cool... i thought only school teacjers were addressed in this manner...)


then believe it or not a second dude picks up the phone...( they were all just dying to speak to me on the phone u see...)

second waiter... thanks for holding kshitija maam....
me: thts ok... can i order a pasta?
2nd w: yes maam which one would you like?
me: id like a pasta primevera florentine....
2nd w: oh and what size would you like it in...
me: pasta comes in sizes?(i never knew... i thought only pizzas came in sizes hehe)
2nd w: sorry maam u want a pasta ...
me : yes... pasta primevera florentine...
2nd w: veg or non veg???
me : does it come in non veg to???? (man these guys are exciting.... the menu said it was veg...)
im on hold....
3rd w: thanks for holding kshitija maam...
so u would like a pasta primevera florentine...

me: yes please...
3rd w: wats your address?
me: my address is... (well if i didnt disclose my phn number obviously i wont give u guys my address either :) )
3rd w: ok maam
me: why do u guys call back the customer for the order...
3rd w: its v busy today maam...(sunday)
me : oh ok...(???????????? these people need to train their staff on how to speak to customers.... if it hadnt been my good sense of humour they would have lost out on my hard earned 250 rs...)

they calls done... im praying to god that the pasta does get delivered to me or ill have to go hungry... and te phone bell rings... i instinctively know its my fav pizza joint... i pick up

4th w: kshitija maam?
me: yes?
4th w: maam wat pasta would you like ---- penne or spaghetti?
me: id like penne..
4th w: sorry maam we dont have that today...
me( haha... y r they bothering to ask then???) im like give me spaghetti then....


anyways the pastas eaten and is happily being worked upon by my gastric juices.... but wasnt that the most hilarious experience of ordering a take away that you might have hear??????????????

My life at this point....

Ok heres some random thoughts going through my head today....

1) my grammar's gone to the dogs.... i have actually written here's some random thoughts rather than here are some random thoughts....



2) I am in office and its 12:20.... what am i doing? i came in looked into a few things... figured them out... over with them... now i feel drained already with the amount of things being thrown at me.... i think my inbox is heavier than the outbox... not good... i want to run away from it all... can i?



3) why am i here? my mba entrance exam in a weeks time.... i cud not solve time speed distance problems yesterday... im gonna flunk miserably... god... help...... i need a miracle now... an act of god....



4) why do i feel sleepy at 11:30 every afternon? i should not.... this is not good.... all my exams are scheduled arnd that tym... i will flunk them all



5) oh god the functional analyst in my team is cmng in my direction... why god why..... why do we have to test the bloody thing for errors???? i hate my life....what am i doing



6) I wish i could run away from all of this... i want a break with just one thing to worry about instead of so many.....

IT CONVERSATION (conv with friend early in morning)

Friend: heyy

Me: hello.... shee... horrible day... the moment i land here b4 i even switched on the pc i was told u have a lot of work today... login and see... as if im interested in seeing a lot of work... damn it.. wats wrong with these ppl? they jst dnt undrstnd me... i like to come and be told thoda sa kaam hain.. then u can relax...

F: hahaha...what work btw...i too have some work to finish....very short of time....came just now

Me : oh just some stupid loopholes encountered in ePMS. oh btw rms is going live for the third time since august this thurs... hehe...

F : funny...so u must hav been already prepared for everything then

Me : im not going to bother... let them do wat they want to... im tired... i want a holiday....anywasy if ur busy with work i will not keep u frm it...

F : k...will ping u later

Me : enjoy

F : yea rite

Me : this conv is gng on my blog

F : kuch bhi?...ur blogs gonna be very boring then

Me : hmm... no..its gng on the blog... who cares... waise bhi im the only one who reads that blog so who cares.... im not bored of it yet... iver not even had the time to go to the washroom since i landed here... pathetic... im taking the 12:15 shuttle back home...

F : lolz....reminds me of my pre-school days :P
Me : nohting..busy now

F : ttulk...