DELHII HEIGHTS!!!!!!!!!! and Equilibrium

And what heights that movie reached.... Now dont ask me why i watched that movie...suffice to say I watched it.... I saw Jimmy Shergill and Neha Dhupia and said Yummy! Lets watch this both of them are cute and punjabis....hehe... I love punjabis as u must have guessed by now....one of my mamis is a punjabi and i think she is just swell...They are so fun loving and chilled out....And they look so good...I think they r the bets looking people in India.... Never mind coming back to Delhii heights please dont ask me why there is a double "i" at the end of Delhi thats how the title was spelt I am not compulsively making the same mistake again and again no matter how adamantly you might want to believe that I have a problem with spelling. You know what I have just realised... all the smsing I do is affecting the way i write for eg I instinctively write u for you and tht for that.... Ths is nt gud at al pls undrstnd d dilema i am faced wth nw tht my lnguge cntns no vowels....hh(see with out the es in the middle you dont know that hh is actually me laughing hehe) Sorry. Oh yes this blog is about delhiI heights...and what heights it reached... SO we had a bookie, a real estate consultant,a compulsive flirt and fraud, and two very high end executives working for rival companies but who are married to each other living in one family with quite a few more colourful characters who i dont remember..... The reason I found it educational was that i thought oh this could happen that people who are equally qualified with similar job profiles get married and have problems because the dude is just a big male chauvinistic Pig and cant handle the fact that his wife might be better than him...but then I realised that the wives are always better than the men they are married to... its just that they dotn show it....hehe...so yeah thts basically wat tht movie spoke about.


And then yesteray night i decided to watch Equilibrium... Actually i had woken up at 2 in the night one day and having nothing better to do I had switched on the telly and watched the first half of equilibrium already.... You see the movie has Christian Bale in it.... Now Christian Bale is Batman and as a 10 year old kid I wanted to marry batman when i grew up...my first love so its just obvious that i would take interest in Christian Bale(hehe)... So this movie too like DelhII Heights was very educational.... It showed a world which was dominated by a man called Father who had laid down certain rules for the world to follow so that they do not enjoy any of the normal pleasures (for the dirty minded that is music,dance,paintings pets etc not anything else...shee i am disgusted with you guys) . And there are watch people who maintain this order and the highest amongst them are the clerics... and Christian Bale is the best cleric...YAY!!!! And he sudenly realised that this was not a good decree and decides to free the world from this torment.... So he goes and kills father and a lot of others along the way...and the world is saved.... Oh the best part was both his wife and the woman he fell in love with after that were killed for being sense offenders(hehe thats what father called the people who went and enjoyed things like music etc which were banned) so i was like YAY!!! all movies should kill the girlfriends and wives of the good looking actor in the lead role...it allows more screen time to be alloted to him...who wants to see them anyways....So as you see i am watching very very educational movies which are improving My thought process tremendously and helpinh me take very informed decisions in life such as

1) Tell the dude you are with to just accept the fact that you are better than him and live with it\
2) Never kill the woman Christian Bale is in love with just because she is a sense offender....

hehe... ciao

btw i go and tell mummy the story of the movie(equilibrium ) she watched delhii heights with me and asked me at the end of it why were you watching this movie? So i go and tell her the story of equilibrium and she realises it is not the kind of movie i like or watch and instead of asking me why i watched it just says was the actor cute.... she understands me sooooo well... I love my mom...

Yappy Birthday....

Ok so the title says it all i guess... one of my most talkative friends celebrates his 27th birthday today....Yippee...so happy birthday.... talk ur head off....the best part abt the fact this blog is that i can get away with writing this today and he wont be able to do a thing other than maybe say "wats ur prob?" because he's not at this location today...so anyways here goes ....a tribute to this chappie.....lets see...wat can i say abt him? dammit i cant think of a thing to say abt him...hehe...this is not good........

Ok... I was gonna be all nice and flowery and say how my life has completely transformed and how he brightened up everything etc...but tht would just be lying.... hehe... so i am gonna be brutally honest..... he's one of the biggest pains in the neck i know...he just cant keep his mouth shut... he cant sit still for a minute...his mind wanders every second...cant even say every few seconds...he is so pre-occupied with 1)checking out hot girls, 2)thinking abt hot girls,3)hoping he finds a hot girl who understands him..... that sometimes i wonder what his job profile is...he basically is a big time critic of most of the girls around him....how a particular colour doesnt go on soemone and how a girls voice is beautiful because she sounds like a squirrel( normally i tht ppl didnt like voices which sounded like the person spking had just inhaled helium but watever) and how there are a million girls checking him out(how do guys notice this so fast? this is really not fair) and if he isnt doing all this he is busy checking out someone...hehe...nice desc...i think i am gonna be murdered for this post...unless he realises its all in good humour and says his characteristic "what goes of my father". Hmm...so in his spare time he works....no but seriously its been a lot of fun knowing this dude...have a great day dude...

A cake with a single candle for me please...

Ok this really should have come out on the 21st of may... but it didnt because i was too lazy...sorry.
So anyways on the 21st of may I completed one year at Patni....I was gonna be all discreet abt my company name but who cares... if u have got it flaunt it...hehe...so anyways i finished a year and i tht id speak about how the years been.... So I am obviously not as scared or naive as i used to be... and apparently it has done a lot for my confidence too...so yay.... no u cant refute it if u think i am not confident or are tempted to call me a phattu(this is specific to one of the readers of this blog) then please refrain from it...i have improved quite a bit to what i was during my college days which in turn was an improvement over my school days.... so its been fun...exciting had my fair share of ups and downs...but now i tell you what the real problem is...there are no guys here worth writing home about... I mean where do all the college hunks(if one is lucky enough to have a few of this rare species in college ) go when they graduate...why is it that most of the guys in engg are so lame and boring and why is it that the few good looking ones are always running off abroad to get an MS... and why am i not a punjabi.....thats my biggest complain....I should have been a punjabi... I look like a punjabi to most of the people around...so why cant i be a punjabi....shee...life's just not fair....
So anyways the worst part was tht nobody remembered i had completed a year....kya hain na...shee thits why i ddint want to make this blog entry...wat else....the best part abt my job so far is tht my PMs have always been at far away locations from where i sit...hehe.... i love the fredom my job offers me in that way... they are too kind to me....(this doesnt mean i dnt work...i work very hard...sach)
So yeah i really like the title i came up with for this post.... u could comment on that if you want... otherwise the salient features of this blog for you to comment on would be
1) the fact that i completed 1 year
2) the fact that all the good looking guys from my college days have disappeared
3) the fact that though i look like a punjabi i am not one
4) the fact tht my PMs are neevr at the same location( I know all you IT ppl reading this will mention this one first)
PS: I watched delhii heights yesterday...amazing movie...v educational for career minded women...kya story hain....maybe i should make a separate entry for this movie....

Random Thoughts early in the morning

u looked as fresh as a daisy today morning.. with ur hair dancing around ur face adn lips like strawberries... u luked exceptional today.....

Finally a compliment i liked...Yay!!! all of you people who saw me yesterday and didnt say this shame on you guys...Seriously though.. I like compliments...they make my day....so go ahead....compliment me as much as you like....I love every moment of it as long as its genuine like the above comment...And Swati stop coughing now....
So havent been around for a while but neither have you guys so I guess its ok.....Btw what I really want to do right now is take a really really long break....you see for the last few months my lifes just been monotonous and so one of my best friends has started complaining about the fact that I am getting boring and frankly speaking I think i am beginning to agree... My entire life is spent at this desk staring at this stupid monitor which I was beginning to hate and I will tell you why i say WAS beginning to hate....I could not stand that stupid dabba in front of me(if there are any non-indians reading this dabba means the old cathode ray tube conventional monitor..) but last week they gave me a new LCD monitor and I love it...I am so sorry...but I love the new monitor...It so pretty....just like me...hehe... ok fine...koi aur nahi bol raha hain except the friend who complimented me yesterday toh main khud bol doongi....Toh basically coming back to the point.....yeah i have become very very boring...I have nothing to say...tum sab kaminay log itne busy kyon rehte ho(This is a personal comment to my frnds whom i speak to on the phone regularly...rest of u guys continue reading and ignore these statements)...if i dont spk to u guys i have nothing happening in my life except my job and then i dont have anything to say....and personally I blame you guys for my lack of verbosity(is this a correct usage of the word...woh kya hain na CAT deni hain November mein toh i should be good with my grammar).... So guys I admit I am being boring but its because all of you are so boring....hehe..i like to go to the root cause of the problem....especially when it involves abusing my frnds.... so do something...I am going on a week long leave,.... see ya.... and dont smirk and say haan yeh bolti hain aur phir waapis chali aati hain kaam par...I swear i am going on leave.... koi sun raha hain???? Chal swati main aa rahi hoon orissa.... Just to meet you..... as long as you promise you wont subject me to your diet of lauki etc...
You know what...my brother got a summer internship in ernst & Young...aur tabse mummy bole jaa rahi hain ki sab business consultancy related projects Ernst & young ko jaane chahiye... I told my mummy mummy main patni mein ek saal se kaam kar rahi hoon....why dont u say sab IT projects patni aane chahiye....m,ain toh yahaan ful time kaam kar rahi hoom not even just a stupid internship....shee...aur upar se today mummy told me ernst and young are amongst the best employers in the world...toh main kya karo....patni is the best employer for me right now....Stupid ernst and young....firangs kahaan kahaan se aa jaate hain....shee...Waise if using my mom's logic all IT projects
came to patni just because I work here and all ernst and young related projects went to ernst and young just because my brother works there then would we still be made to work over here yaa we'd be just the mascots? I can be a mascot easily...I should mail NK Patni with this proposal...hehe...ok fine....patni ppl reading blog dont abuse me...main sirf mummy ka logic samajhne ki koshish kar rahi hoon....
Bas abhi I think ek din ke liye maine kaafi bakwaas kar li.... ab tum log shuru ho jaao...free webspace hain na...comments chhod sakte ho...absolutely free.... I promise....

The deeper meaning of the title.

Hello People,
Finally after a lot of cajoling I have actually got down to writing a blog. Not that I didnt want to. I have always wanted to but I have actuallyu won the title of Miss Procrastinator... and try to be as loyal to it as possible :) Can I put smileys on this thing? If anybody reading this knows how to Please leave me a comment instructing me in the fine process of allowing people to acknowledge my smile without them having to turn their head at a right angle to their shoulders....
Well this is the first and the last (dont promise you that but I'll try) entry which will be written in the form of a letter. By the way I used to love writing letters... I used to pester my cousins with letters every fortnight on stationary with Leo DiCaprio on it... However I ran out of that so I had to abandon the habit and I really miss it now.... So please pardon me if in a fit of nostalgia i revert to that old habit of mine...
Now that that is out of the way let me clarify one thing. Anyone who is here to look for intellectual insights on the happenings in the world around me well you maybe in luck most of the times but its going to be a pretty me centered peice of work so if that doesnt suit your tastes I invite you to enjoy the abundance of humour that will be going around. Might as well laugh about things than cry about it.
And finally what this post set out to do(See what I mean by procrastination). Well i tried TripLikeIDo, FightingWithMyWeakHand and IDidNotWriteThis. I also thought about using my email Id but then all the crazy stalkers who are reading this would come even closer to me so i decided against it( Hehe people stalking me...). Btw just in case there are some stalkers out there stalking me come out in the open na... I would love to meet you...(man does that sound desperate) . But coming back to the point... none of the titles i thought of were available. So I am very truthfully (Another big quality of mine) telling you guys none of my choices for a title were available and so i had to resort to that as a title. By the way that is so true about so many other things in life too... Maybe I will post another article on how none of my choices are available some other time. Anyways hope you liked this entry. Please leave comments.No matter how lame. I need motivation to write the next entry. Till then bye...cya...tc...thnx for reading this...hopw u have a gr8 day...have fun...leave comments....visit again.... etc...etc...

With all my love,
Kshitija.